The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

Moist

Tf idk don’t ask me for definitions df.. ANYWAY moist is used in many contexts 😏

-nice and moist

-wet and moist

-ndksndkdnsksns moist

-moist cakes 🎂🍑

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 8, 2023

Moist

Wet in the area involving sex or horny actions

I got very moist after it

by Sevensevie November 6, 2017

Moist

1)When one's obviously screwed over.
2)When one's in trouble with authorities.

1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.

by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017

Moist

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.

How you doing today?

I'm pretty moist today thank you.

Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.

Aww dude that's so moist.

by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018