A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
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Devon: hey richard, what shoe polish did you use for our Mississippi waterfall
Richard: just some off brand stuff.
Richard: just some off brand stuff.
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person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
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Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
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mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.
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