moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.

by megansz January 2, 2009

messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.

Dude, get your messy pants out of my face

by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011

Mosby

To tell someone you love or have strong feelings for them when you don’t in order to deter them from pursuing any further relationship

Robin: "I found out Barney loves me, what am I gonna do? It's gonna break his heart when I tell him I don't love him back."

Marshall: "Well, there's an option. High risk but high reward. You could mosby him."

Lily: "Oh no, she couldn't mosby him."

by himymfan381 October 12, 2018

mosey

When an individual or group (think they) are the pack leaders

“These yutes be thinkin they mosey”

by who dis doe December 8, 2018

messy bun

The word "messy bun" means give dae a sloppy toppy or that GAWK GAWK 5000

hey dae i gotta messy bun;)

by daddy daedae April 17, 2021

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

Moosy

Slang/Abbreviation for someone of Muslim/Islamic ancestry.

Honey have you read the paper today? Those moosy terrorists flew a plane into some building again!

by mikeyr July 8, 2005