by AmazingMarvo January 13, 2024
Get the Mommy mug.Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch
by Error 420: Get Fucked January 15, 2024
Get the Scummy Mommy mug.A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.
by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024
Get the Tommy Mommy mug.☆ Goth mommy: A Goth Mommy, often recognized for her distinct and alluring gothic aesthetic, is a woman of unique charm and individuality. Embracing the allure of the dark and mysterious, she carries herself with an enchanting blend of sophistication and rebellion. Standing tall with a gracefully curvy silhouette, she exudes an unmistakable air of confidence and poise that sets her apart in any crowd. Her wardrobe is a canvas of dark and dramatic fashion, adorned with ornate lace, velvet, and unconventional accessories that reflect her non-conformist spirit. ☆
The goth mommy, with her striking presence and darkly elegant attire, stood out at the art gallery, effortlessly blending her unique aesthetic with the vibrant colors of the eclectic exhibits. -
by . ' 𝓭 𝒾 𐒄 ' January 23, 2024
Get the Goth mommy mug.by WHATALAUREN April 14, 2023
Get the mommy mug.Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
Get the Mommy's Tickle Friend mug.The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;
friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it
going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love
Mommy's rack: huge hooters
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it
going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love
Mommy's rack: huge hooters
by Maybe be David April 19, 2023
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