A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
Get the Abra-Ham Lincoln Log mug.If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
Get the Lincoln law mug.Lincoln’s sometimes an ass but most of the time ok. Lincolns are players and will go for any sporty and hot girl they cross paths with. Boys named Lincoln will go for girls named Lexi and Emerson most of the time if they are straight but if they’re gay they might go for a Brandon. They most of the time have one sister and a large extended family. Lincolns are known for thinking about how they look too much and focusing on their hair way too much. They can bee very tall and skinny but strong. If you find a Lincoln they are ok.
by Elmo is life December 30, 2019
Get the Lincoln mug.Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
Get the The Fizzy Lincoln mug.Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.
Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU
by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019
Get the Lincoln mug.A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincoln mug.To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.
“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”
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