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stretch the kitty 

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
stretch the kitty by Gibster805 January 30, 2021
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Hello Kitty Says ACAB 

A saying used by "e girls" / "fake alt girls." What this saying is doing, is romantisizing the BLM movement and turning it into an aesthetic. Most people (not all) people saying this are white and have never come across racism but they think they have the right to speak for black people. (which they do NOT) People saying this are probably pretending to be bi and they go my she/they but the make fun of neopronouns.
Fake alt girl: UwU hello kitty says acab
Person 2: shut up the black lifes matter movement is not a joke!

Hello kitty girl 

A girl who prolly got daddy issues and wears pink and black, she tend to dress like an egirl and she got hello kitty wallpaper or peluche
-Hey man i'm dating an hello kitty girl
-Nah bro leave her alone, that's a massive red flag
Hello kitty girl by Tratraffy January 15, 2023

Hello kitty girl 

An e-girl that loves to wear pink, has at least one hello kitty tattoo, listens to MCR and likes to tell guys all the perverted things she will do to them. After she’s had sex with you she’ll suck out your soul and crush your heart because you aren’t her Dear Daniel. Then she’ll ghost you for another random guy on tinder. She probably made a deal with Satan to look hot to all men.
Friend: “So how did it go with the Hello Kitty girl??”
Victim:”Natalia is really amazing sooo cute and sweet!”

3 months later…

Friend:”hey how’s Natalia?”
Victim:”That Hello Kitty girl sucked every last drop of lifeforce out of me, I’ll never be the man that I was”

hello kitty says acab 

the people who use this are usually those "alt" and "indie" kids who couldn't let go of the whole tiktok trend in august.
basically those who dress in eye blinding colors with multiple layered skirts and crazy hair styles. and they usually drink the pink monster energy. they have a weird obsession with the company sanrio, specifically the characters hello kitty, my melody, and kuromi. when most of the time they have no idea about the other characters sanrio has made. they probably don't even know that hello kitty once dressed up as a cop..
person who doesn't take acab as an aesthetic: so what is your personality like?

alt hello kitty says acab girl: well...

alt hello kitty says acab girl: hello kitty says acab uwu 🥺❤️

person who doesn't take acab as an aesthetic: get away from me

slick kitty

1.) Vagina or pussy; used as a compliment, 2.) Aroused female genitalia, i.e. wet pussy
1. That stripper sure has one slick kitty.
2. You have a really slick kitty; my fingers are soaked!

Hungry Kitty 

1)The primal urge a woman gets deep within her clitoral vortex of sensory nerves that make her feel so carnally depraved that she seeks fulfillment in shady bars and clubs, having sex with any and every guy willing to wet their willie in the lustful lass. Her hunger goes unsatisfied as no one penis can fulfill her cockticious craving. Eventually, she may even summon up enough men to be the focal point of an all-night gangbang. Hungry Kitty isn’t satisfied until she’s been pumped full of so much man milk it leaks out and pools on the bed, gently grazing the satisfied lips of the appeased pussy.

2) When yo’ bitch want some dick.
“A Hungry Kitty will make any man seem purr-fect.” – Benjamin Franklin