Michael Jordan!

When you palm the fuck outta someone’s big ass forehead

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand

by hxtlne August 28, 2018

Pulling a Jordan

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

Jordan(boy)

Jordan(boy)

A guy who is a chill dude. He has an amazing smile and gives great hugs.Any girl would be lucky to be with him!

Person 1: "hey do you know Jordan(boy) ?"

Person 2: " Yeah! He is so cool! We all need to hang out sometime."

by redhead2001_ February 26, 2017

Jordan Cuevas

The best boyfriend in the wholeeeeeeeeee wide world!!! i love him!

you see that jordan cuevas? yea he's mine!

by duckie <3 June 18, 2010

The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

Jordan Merla

A.K.A. BigSexy59 A.K.A. notchancho7706

My man Jordan Merla is big sexy bro.

by DogiAuyio November 13, 2020