January 28

Do what ever your boyfriend wants day. You have to do what ever he wants to do

Him: It’s January 28 so I get to do whatever I want

Her: okay ;)

by Jigglytits69 January 25, 2021

26th january

The day when the most beautiful people are born, you might not see how perfect you are but everyone else knows you are so beautiful, kind, loving and caring. And if your born on this day and you have a boyfriend/girlfriend they will never cheat or break up with you because they love and care for you so much and they know how beautiful you are, so if your in a relationship right now, just know thats your partner for life.

26th january Its her/his birthday!
Happy birthday

Shes/hes so beautiful

He/she will never break up or cheat

by IOnlySayTheTruth17 January 16, 2021

Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.

Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"

by gangly razor November 30, 2011

Jack Off January

As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.

Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.

by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017

January 7th

January 7th cuddle day or also sex day you can either cuddle or have sex with your partner on this day

I can't wait still January 7th to cuddle my girl.

by GayAssBitch2 September 12, 2019

January 16th

It's national make a dumb decision day. Make sure you do something completely stupid today that will ruin the rest of your life

Hey, it's January 16th which means its national make a dumb decision day. I think im going to run some red lights today!

by rcninga9 October 17, 2019

January 1st

National Toe Sucking day

It’s January 1st bois, it’s toe time.

by nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw October 22, 2019