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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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Joy Boy

The man who posses's the power of the awakened Gomu Gomu No Mi (Hito Hito No Mi: Model Nika).
He must be the reincarnation of a man not seen for 800 years. Joy Boy!
by Anthony03 April 8, 2022
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Rhiezel Joy

Is a beautiful, tough, kind hearted and very loving person. Will do anything and will sacrifice her own happiness over her loved one.
Aja lang Rhiezel Joy!
by AkohYzel June 7, 2021
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Joy

Joy is just amazing. She is a person you can't take out of your life because she is so atypical.
Although she can be extremely sensitive and suffer from a lack of confidence, she is undoubtedly a strong woman. She always learns from her previous mistakes and tries her hardest to be a better version of herself, day atfer day.
In friendship, Joy always offers a sympathetic and understanding ear, tries to help her friends, giving them advice to make the best decisions. She won’t get tired of telling sarcastic jokes and this is what makes her so special. Her humour is infectious, and she always knows her limits to avoid hurting people.
In love, Joy has a romantic heart even if she desperately tries to convince people otherwise. Because of her shyness and the amount of doubts that trouble her mind, she is so clueless when a guy has a crush on her and will act as her usual self, even sometimes trying to set him up with her best friend… Yeah, that’s typical of Joy. Furthermore, her courage and her thirst of knowledge makes her extremely charming. Joy has a gorgeous natural beauty and a body that will make you lose your mind ! She is creative, loves discovering new things and has a lot of ethical values and principles. Joy isn’t afraid of loneliness and knows when it’s time to take a break to save her own energy. However, she likes to spend time with her loved ones and familly and will do everything she can to give them joy. (pun intended)
I like your outfit Joy ! You’re so flawless
by Lysseewhatyoumean December 31, 2021
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Sarah-Joy

A one of a kind, unique, fat bitch. Whose humor is unlike anyone else's, and can make you laugh till your stomach hurts. Sarah-Joy is someone who is craving a deep connection with someone but is a little scared to take the first step. Her looks resemble Jennifer Aniston. Sarah-Joy is the kind of girl who can out run a cheetah, her speed and adrenaline is next level. But at the end of the day, Sarah-joy will be there to cuddle up and read a romantic novel over a wild night out.
Oh my gosh, did you see that Sarah-joy she's as fast as a cheetah!
by thebetternewman October 30, 2022
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joys

a very annoying person who should kill themselves cause it’s the only thing about her that would make ppl happy😍
(also very obsessed with someone named maicha)
"i hate joys so much"
"same😍"
by hahaha….. November 28, 2021
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Joy

Joy - is a person who is full of energy and wholesome. She can be aggressive but is a cool person to be around. Be like joy . Joyful, graceful, and exciting. She has good looks and a wonderful personality.
Marbella “ have you seen joy anywhere around?”

Kyla “ yeah she left the dorm earlier.”

Marbella “ she can be so over the edge sometimes but that’s why we love her.”
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