Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazzed up

That feeling once you're done playing/listening jazz music

Guy 1: hey bro are feeling jazzed up?
Guy 2: Yeah bro when the saints got me feeling jazzed up

by A story to be continued August 16, 2022

Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste

Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme

by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021

sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014

Jazz

1. A type of music
2. A child Born From two Unmarried people ages 26 and older (by law men and women)

1. Play some jazz music

2. They had a jazz

by 459395 March 16, 2022

Jazzed

Originating from the name Jasmine, the action of having so much drip, swag , and sex appeal that men and women fall in love instantly with you. The victim usually gets no return on investment.

Damn bro, Rodrigo is down bad. He got jazzed at the club last night.

by CrustyGang August 5, 2022

Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.

Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE

by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019