helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).
Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019
mugGet the helmetitismug.

River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
mugGet the River helmetmug.

Diving helmet

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2022
mugGet the Diving helmetmug.

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
mugGet the boabys helmetmug.

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