helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009

Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.

That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.

by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012

Helmet shiner

Someone who licks 🍆 tips

You helmet shiner

by Wolfsoul76YT October 9, 2020

Foot helmet

Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..

Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam

by Jjiml July 7, 2022

helmet game

A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.

“I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”

by uhhhhsil November 2, 2023

Tijuana diving helmet

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis

Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda

by Chato357 March 22, 2025

Helmet Fest

A word use describe a large amount of dudes at a party or gathering

Damn that party is a helmet fest

by Sc69734 November 3, 2020