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German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."
by Just Jaax July 4, 2021
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German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!
One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?
by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021
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Germana

So the other day I flew over 5000 miles just to go hiking.

Woah, just hiking?

Well, I also wanted to meet this Germana. She was amazing.
by UnTizio November 25, 2021
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Geometry for Enjoyment and Challenge

Literally the best Geometry textbook you'll ever read. Nicknames include: Geometry for Endorphins and Objections. Simplifies into GeoEC.
God, I love Geometry for Enjoyment and Challenge so much. It gives me such enjoyment with the challenge.
by welleysbutno March 14, 2022
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german hacker man

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!
by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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