by Gazza speed May 18, 2023
Get the Gary speedmug. by nignig1215 April 28, 2025
Get the ts so garymug. Terminology or Australian wording for Southern Highlands Wombat tha Flash Gordon of wombats. This wombat eats roots and leaves generally with a hilarious trail behind.
The Gary is Patron Saint to temporary employed crews
The Gary is Patron Saint to temporary employed crews
by Pineapplereciever1 October 8, 2021
Get the Garymug. by DCHays September 3, 2021
Get the Garymug. by miss millar 69 November 25, 2019
Get the Garymug. When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug. I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.
by Aylig July 18, 2022
Get the Salty Garymug.