The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in

My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.

by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024

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The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

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Big floppy donkey dick

The word/quote that was mentioned in the 1999 movie "South park: Bigger longer and uncut"

It also refers to an idiot who is horny for horse dicks

Now I'd like you to say Big floppy donkey dick

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

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runnin the floppy

the act of engaging in coitus with a less than erect schmeckle

She wanted more of that dick, so i had to go with runnin the floppy

by Rob and Marty December 8, 2017

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mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

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Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.

Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

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