Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds June 6, 2018

tv depression

Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)

mom: what’s wrong?
you: DONT TOUCH ME IM SUFFERING FROM TV DEPRESSION

by theseggsiestmfalive December 4, 2018

Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.

Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.

by JimDan November 21, 2010

depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

dan depression

the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.

I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.

by dans future wife 123 July 23, 2018