Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds June 6, 2018

depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon

“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”

by Reeeeeee433 September 9, 2019

Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

visual depression

When you see something so visually unpleasing that you just get depressed.

That meme that Bobby showed me, gave me visual depression.

by He...hehither March 19, 2018

Depression Crumbs

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.

I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.

by epar666 January 6, 2021

Down Depressed

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't matter later on down the line.

Brando was down depressed after getting his test back.

by Beema23 January 27, 2021