snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"

I sent my friend a snap crap this morning

by queenlady May 30, 2015

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 03, 2022

crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

by kcm556 June 02, 2017

Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

by dontuseyourrealname101 January 12, 2022

Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.

"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"

by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 04, 2018

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 06, 2022

crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!

Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.

by applejacks101 January 10, 2017