by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018
Get the alabama cougar fetishmug. When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
Get the Step-Cougarmug. When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.
Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.
by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023
Get the More Cougarnessmug. A woman from 25-35 who likes younger men typically 18-24 but she isn't yet a full cougar until she reaches 35. She is fun and horny and loves to have sex with younger men.
by ❤Heather🎀Rae❤ August 21, 2016
Get the Cougar traineemug. 
Jimmy: "Timmy's mum has a fat ass and a nice rack, she's going clubbing tonight to find a young man, she's a MILF on a mission!"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"
by Ni⚕⚕a_wot November 5, 2021
Get the Cougarmug. Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
Get the cougar honeymug.