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Cotton Monkey

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd
by NEW SLUR 2025 October 27, 2025
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pp cotton

word to describe the filling materials of a plushie that has been used as a fleshlight
Finna make my new plushie's cotton into pp cotton

wtf
by hamburgerkingburgersubway November 23, 2023
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Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.
I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.
by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018
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Cotton

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's an ASSHOLE TO HER STUDENTS. Ms. Cotton is a teacher who has favoritism and get her students in trouble for the simplist and stupidlist reason ever.
Ms Cotton, a teacher who's a karen and picks on students for the dumb shit ever. She define her students in the class.
by Hadrian April 3, 2023
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Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
by ZORG April 5, 2015
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Ethan Cotton

Ethan Cotton just fucked ur mum
by The sneaky manz January 30, 2022
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cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.
Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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