Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

“Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019

having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

crap nuggets

Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.

Crap nuggets!

by frabrizio September 13, 2016

Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.

"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"

by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 3, 2018

Crap collector

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.

I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.

by Professor Stinkbottom December 5, 2009

its a crap

The scene it’s a trap but with shit

Oh no its a crap

by The only pug July 16, 2021