In the year 1903, King Butthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. From the year 1903 to 1907, Austria was ruled by a baby. While under the baby's rule the country went to war with Godzilla and the United Arab Emirates.
In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.
The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.
After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!
In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.
The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.
After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
Get the King Butthole the 3rdmug. The act of smearing peanut butter (usually extra crunchy) onto ones penis and inserting it into a partners anus.
"Damn, south korean girls just love a peanut butter butthole."
"Hey Jimmy did you pick up that girl at the bar last night? Hell yea I slurped up that peanut butter butthole,extra crunchy."
"Hey Jimmy did you pick up that girl at the bar last night? Hell yea I slurped up that peanut butter butthole,extra crunchy."
by sammoot September 23, 2013
Get the peanut butter buttholemug. The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2
by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015
Get the Butthole baby dietmug. Bre keeps talking about how you can cook with the cheesy stuff that she gets in her hoo haa and I can’t handle anymore of her butthole mumbo jumbo.
by Shegruwell December 10, 2018
Get the Butthole mumbo jumbomug. by Pooguyman February 10, 2019
Get the Gaping loose buttholemug. Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"
by Literally that guy February 10, 2015
Get the balls in your buttholemug. by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008
Get the Fingering My Buttholemug.