by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.
by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Lankyboy435 March 1, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.
by brandunh8er August 22, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
by Macee Storer July 6, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
Get the brandonmug. Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011
Get the Brandonmug.