country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.

"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."

by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018

Bless

Bless is a person with a colossal penis, bless has been known to be very good with women and know how to handle them in bad situation. Bless is also known for being very good at any sport he play’s in and very popular at school and extremely smart when he wants to

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy person he turns me on in many ways

Girl 2: oh yeah that guy is sexy he has to be bless
girl 1: yeah i heard he is good at every sport and has a huge penis

by jhon maker October 22, 2018

Blessing

Have permission to do something or to somebody.

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.

by Kypren November 28, 2021

Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017