Sea bandit

One who fish, dump waste, and carry weapons in our seas.

Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.

Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.

by bryangregorski April 1, 2009

Muff Bandit

a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.

that kid right there is a muff bandit

by rustyhunch April 26, 2010

Shit Bandit

Person or persons that come to your house only for the purpose of using your toilet.

You guys are nothing but a bunch of shit bandits!
That guy is a total shit bandit.

by Wise Words July 16, 2011

chocolate bandit mask

A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.

Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask

by CHocolate kingman October 22, 2015

Cash Match Bandit

The term cash match bandit refers to a person or persons who participate in a cash match scandal. This involves utilizing the cash match scheme offered at some casinos and abusing it to result in a £15 guaranteed return.

"Don't worry blood I got bear doe, I'm a cash match bandit"

by Marcoiche June 16, 2008

albanian jizz bandit

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.

"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013

Bandit country

Area in south London centered around Bermondsey, The bandits are a group of hardcore Millwall football fans, very dangerous on match days if ur not a millwall fan, is part of the area known as deep south.

Luton football fan: 'those guys in stone island tops are looking at us funny',
Bandit: 'fuck u lookin at?'
Luton fan: 'nothin so fuck off!'
bandit grabs luton fan by throat
Bandit: 'u wonna watch ur mouth bruv, ur in bandit country now and no one will know u were fuckin ere.'
luton fan gets battered by 10 Millwall bandits.

by london12 June 17, 2006