“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
Get the coffee badgersmug. by 1337badgers December 25, 2020
Get the badgermug. (noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
Get the Post-Badger Rehabilitationmug. There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.
There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
by MaksR January 10, 2024
Get the Badgermug. A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by Journalistjack January 2, 2025
Get the Badger Bashermug. A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
Get the fanny badgermug. An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.
Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."
by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025
Get the Badger Brothermug.