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Badger

A female who strips naked and gyrates to music to gain attention from males.
Strewth, look at that badger go!
Why? She's almost got my attention.
by Luci the Kat May 26, 2020
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Phone Badgering

A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.

The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.

Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.

Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.

Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.

Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
by Red Android July 20, 2018
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Shedim Honey Badger

A demonic beast created by a lesser Shedim lord. It is a honey badger infused with hellfire and demonic ichor, amplifying its natural fearlessness into an unholy, chaotic wrath. It is a Physical-Tier threat, viewed by Lucifer as a messy, uncontrollable, and annoying pest.
Lucifer is angry about the creation of the shedim honey badgers.
by TEMPERALTEMPLAR October 19, 2025
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Badger

A word used to confirm it’s correct or you’re acknowledging you remember something.
Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?

Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?

Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2

Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.

Jen: Is this the right one?

Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020
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The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
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Badger

A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.
There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
by MaksR January 10, 2024
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badger

When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.
" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"
by sir_kim January 20, 2008
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