A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022
Get the broke auntiemug. When sbd finds a purpose or use for something that everybody else has overlooked.
The first example of the idiom used this way, occurred when somebody created a puzzle from Rubik's Snake, of which Rubik himself claimed that it isn't a puzzle:
"The snake is not a problem to be solved; it offers infinite possibilities of combination. It is a tool to test out ideas of shape in space." See Washington Post, Oct 4, 1981: Rubik's Snake of 'Infinite Possibilities'. Notwithstanding these properties, it turns out to be a puzzle as well.
Look for the book "Soul of the Snake" by CubeMan69, at the Lulu book store, by August 2022.
The first example of the idiom used this way, occurred when somebody created a puzzle from Rubik's Snake, of which Rubik himself claimed that it isn't a puzzle:
"The snake is not a problem to be solved; it offers infinite possibilities of combination. It is a tool to test out ideas of shape in space." See Washington Post, Oct 4, 1981: Rubik's Snake of 'Infinite Possibilities'. Notwithstanding these properties, it turns out to be a puzzle as well.
Look for the book "Soul of the Snake" by CubeMan69, at the Lulu book store, by August 2022.
Sam: You've got so many books lying around.
Yvette: Right?
Sam: I broke it. I used one of them as a coaster, see? (Putting his beer on it.)
Yvette: Right!
Yvette: Right?
Sam: I broke it. I used one of them as a coaster, see? (Putting his beer on it.)
Yvette: Right!
by Cuc69 August 2, 2022
Get the Broke itmug. 
by CryssieKris November 3, 2018
Get the Broke Whoremug. by A13xa20 February 12, 2021
Get the Broke diggermug. by Kfantu1313 July 5, 2017
Get the food machine brokemug. When an internet post spreads beyond it’s expected audience and becomes more universal. Usually used on Twitter and Tumblr.
by Dragoncatkhfan June 23, 2023
Get the Broke Containmentmug.