Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up

Alan stole my ip address and social security

by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023

alan aura

Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one

I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.

by Yerdua June 21, 2023

Alan

Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back

Alan: yo was up

Her: Hi

Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met

by Alan_ A.s_ A+A June 3, 2024

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

Alan

he is the bestest boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s there when you need him and always puts a smile on your face. It’s forever you and me baby

“Who do you love the most ?”
Oh that’s easy it’s gotta be Alan

by Oakley mai June 20, 2024

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.

Alan: OML are u ok?

Ivy: Someone knocked me over

Alan: WHO?

Ivy: A bully

Alan : What did u do to her?

Ivy: i pushed her back

Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.

Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU

by M47human March 20, 2023