Air Drunk

When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with

"Yo you see todd last night?"

" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"

by OpTiCris November 1, 2015

Warp Air

To pass any fuckwads like the breeze of a wind

See that guy Izu? I warped that air.
Yea you see that Andalisse? Warp air like shit!
Wow you know that girl Sara? She can warp your air!

by SaraQthePanda January 4, 2019

Open Airing

Open Airing is a form of video/audio chat in which one does not use headphones and speaks to the device directly.

Hey, wanna skype tonight I will be open airing it.

by asianboi6969 August 9, 2018

Open Airing

When you and your significant other take part in an act of sexual type in which both people are fully naked and start off slow, continuously progressing until you are fully engaged in intercourse while being out in the open.

Hey, are you up for some open airing later tonight.

by asianboi6969 August 9, 2018

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019

Air fern

A person with multiple diet restrictions, such gluten intolerance, nut allergies, poor methylation, lactose intolerance, etc., or who have adopted severely restricted diets, such as the Whole 30, the Keto Diet, the Paleo Diet, locavore diet, or other prescriptive eating plans. Origin: "Air ferns" are dead and dried hydrozoans that were popularized in the 1970s as low-maintenance house plants that required no food or water, only air.

It's impossible to plan a holiday dinner with all of the air ferns in my family; I can't cook a single dish that everyone can eat.

by AyKayAK May 14, 2018