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A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
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Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
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A Word Meaning Pleasure, Hate, And Being Cool. Fuck Means Alot of Things, And It Is Known As 'The Lil F Word'
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Fuck

Fuck is the only fucking Word in the whole fucking world, that can be put any fucking where in any fucking sentence and still make fucking sense
by Fuck sake you fucker May 9, 2018
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Fucking

To penetrate with a males penis or a penis shaped object .
He Continued Fucking The Shit Out Of Her.
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An insult.
Person 1: *does something*
Person 2: "Fuck you!"
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To get cummed inside of and be worried
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Fuck

Fuck can be used in any spot in a sentence.
Take Gordon Ramsay for example
“This is FUCKING bullshit you Fucking god damn lunatic. Why in the fucking hell would you make this are you trying to fucking kill me”

-Gordon Ramsay
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