you're the man now dog

verbal gratification given to one's 'dog,' to inform them that they are in fact The Man now.

"Thanks for buying me all those lap dances. You're the man now, dog!"

by Big $teel August 31, 2003

Sloppy Hot-dog Special

When a guy and girl fall asleep naked in the spooning position and the guy has a wet dream. Due to the spooning position the guys member has slid in between the girls butt cheeks creating a hot-dog effect. When he ejaculates in her ass crack it makes it sloppy.

When Mark tells his friends about the strange circumstances surrounding his wet dream last night one of his buddies exclaims: " it was sort of like a sloppy hot-dog special."

by AR Special November 24, 2010

open faced chili dog

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

Chicago Style Hot Dog

The act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns. Ejaculation must occur on the woman's back, much like the hot dog toppings lie atop the bread. Debuted in Chicago in 2011.

She was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so I gave her a Chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there.

by Hambone69 December 31, 2013

hot dog down a hallway

Short for "It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway", this euphemism refers to what having sex with a really slutty girl might feel like. In essence, her previous activities have left her so loose that when you get in her, you can barely feel a thing.

Man, you know that girl I took home last night? Banging her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Dr Darkmatter April 6, 2009

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

Hot Dog Down the hallway

A hotdog down a hallway is when a female has been penetrated so much to the point where her vagina is lose and feels like you are throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

I couldn't get my nut off because her pussy was Soo lose it felt like throwing a Hot Dog down the Hallway...

by The_British_Jester June 17, 2018