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Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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Cum Valley

That little dip in the lower back right before the ass bump
Bobby filled the girls Cum valley after he exploded
by B.D. Star April 28, 2025
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CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper
Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021
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You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video
"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"
by insertceo August 3, 2022
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Cum

A liquid that both men and women create when feeling sexual pleasure. Male cum is a white sticky liquid, and I don’t know what female cum looks like because I’ve never seen it :(
“I jerked off so hard and let out a massive load of cum.”
by Crona.png December 31, 2023
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cum

Misspelling of cum.
You misspelled Come with cum, Tardhead!
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