Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

MOLDANG CHEESE

What you smell like after going to a democraps convention.

LET ME SMELL YOU!! YOU SMELL LIKE MOLDANG CHEESE!! DID YOU GO TO A DEMOCRAPS CONVENTION!?

by ilikeducks November 14, 2023

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

swish cheese

swish cheese means to smack yo ass or kill you

i’ll swish cheese yo ahhh

by blasiangoneblow November 18, 2023

Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.

"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"

by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023

Guantanamo Cheeseboard

When someone is drowning in a sexual or torturous manner from the milk of a lactating female. Like being water boarded with human milk.

"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"

by Calicrow269 November 28, 2023