Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings

The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking

by Albedo February 05, 2021

time well wasted

an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts

"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth

by M1nkyLover94 October 29, 2023

Jelly time

An orgy … specifically with co-workers… who don’t play by the book… and merk those who who consider themselves better and complain to HR. - Hulu’s Solar opposites s3 e10 -5:10

“Nothing gets a true OG of law enforcement wetter than a good ol, run of the mill, jelly time on the dead bodies of tattle tales that have been framed for illicit activities. “

by OGvet April 08, 2024

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 14, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 09, 2024

an X of all time

A phrase to poke fun at overrated or mediocre things. It can make a person think something is about to be praised if they read it too quickly.
Instead of praising something, this phrase states that the things was one of the things in existence.
The “X” is just a filler and can be replaced by other words, typically “moment.”

“This is an X of all time”
“Magnolia by Playboi Carti is a song of all time.”

by alaboski August 13, 2024

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 06, 2016