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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
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jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenonFortnite
Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again
by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
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Jacking Heroin

Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross
"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"

"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
by JackHawk April 28, 2011
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jack daley

he's nice tho ig cuz he used to play dti w me but now i'm lucky if i get more than one text from him a day LMAOOO
"jack daley is always so busy"
by crkomi August 4, 2024
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Jack and elle

They are secretly besties
Hey look that’s a Jack and Elle right there
by Hehdgsba May 26, 2021
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Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND
Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself
by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024
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