friends in low places

Someone who isn't very popular, or influential to society, or online. Example; fast food worker, gas station owner, cashier, gardener, ECT.
Person 1 II just realized, I've got friends in low places.
Person 2 What does that mean?
Person1 Oh, it means that their just another one of a long line of no ones.
Person 2 So people who aren't very popular?
Person 1 Yeah, basically.
by Gubgubguhh April 28, 2024
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free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
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Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
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A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).
Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.
by SMFOL November 23, 2021
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National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
by yourwelcomebtww August 30, 2023
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Friend from school

A person who is not good enough for a friend so they are downgraded to a friend from school
Basically meaning they don’t like them enough to be a real friend.
He’s not a friend, just a friend from school
by Boi bacon June 05, 2020
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Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks
It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend
by Metal Munkey March 07, 2023
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