What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.

Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?

by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024

boy what the

like what the heck are you doing(with your life)

person 1: we have practice for 5 hours tomorrow
person 2: BOY WHAT THE...

by super sneaker lac September 16, 2016

Erm, what the James?

What you say to express confusion or surprise when you are caught in a sticky situation.

Huzz: I’m pregnant!
Bruzz: Erm, what the James?

by lugogreed January 8, 2025

What the man

What the man, is like what the fuck or hell, but instead we change it to man

Sara : oh shit i spilled your tea!
Me : dude, what the man?!?

by Laralaraonthewall November 23, 2021

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

What a quack

A shorter way of saying " WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT IS SEEING YOU HERE" this phrase is used bye my friend pineapple

"What a quack it is seeing you here!"

by Le definition goddess January 31, 2020

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024