A dog could get used to this

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!

Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.

by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009

Cat Donkey Female dog

A PG alternative to the phrase " pussy ass bitch"

Joe: " I wanted to call mike a pussy ass bitch, but i was at work so I called him a cat donkey female dog".
Bob: "That's retarded".

by Huebuckle November 23, 2020

dumber than dog shit

Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.

1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.

by kr3493k February 14, 2008

yeet yeet dog treat

This is a catchy catch phrase where your friends will use when they get something they want or use it when they are happy. It can also be a very annoying phrase at some points. It can be used to answer questions (it means I am excited to go or yes)

Do you want to go climbing today?
A. yeet yeet dog treat!!

by Shack Stejay June 10, 2017

bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

by hamman May 14, 2005

Triple Dog Dare

A unique sexual position that includes the elements of love, intense penetration and quantum love.

So I met this incredibly brilliant blonde with a crazy body and I am going to triple dog dare that girl.

by California Blondage October 1, 2017

puppy dogs and ice cream

(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.

Swingers

"The money babies were throwing him the party vibe but he was all puppy dogs and ice cream."

by Krumm April 2, 2004