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cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
by mookie1868 October 15, 2023
mugGet the CUM CURTAINmug.

Cum Sandwitch

A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it
person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary

person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)
by phatscawck September 30, 2021
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catching cum

Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.
Who would’ve known that pretty little mouth of yours would be so good at catching cum.
by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022
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Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. King of manginas.
Brad was being a real cum quad today.
by Douchealot September 14, 2020
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Cum Smuggler

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.
Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.
by Mink673 January 19, 2023
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Cum

Person 1: Im gonna cum!
person 2: No the fuck you arent!
by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021
mugGet the Cummug.

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