Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic shift.)

"You're the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"

"If you keep taking apples without paying, everyone will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."

"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"

"A whore got my lemons and I'm really sad about it."

"Lemon-stealing whore."

by Jack Allister March 29, 2024

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whoreactopus

A man or woman who is capable of giving out multiple oral and physical sexual relief to other beings. This person has mastered the art of multitasking and is further compared to an octopus with her capabilities of being able to multitask. A whoreactopus is known for having a large amount of experience in her field and has evolved to master the art.

This woman has become a whoreactopus.

by DerangedBadger88 March 31, 2024

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