Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021

tant monkeys

When Sweat jumps from one ass hair to the next

Bobby has been working all day in the sun,bet he can fill them tant monkeys

by Swamp a$$ June 9, 2021

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it

"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"

by Eddy October 18, 2003

Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

by Control Room November 23, 2003

monkey-popple

it means SEXY BEAST
yeah baby!!

u are not a monkey popple to me lizzie!!!

by august December 2, 2003