Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up

Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."

by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

Friend

Friend a blue sheep that has always been there for ghostbur and smells of blue. Whant some blue?

Ghosttbur and friend are pogchamp

by Ekejndjdj May 13, 2021

The Friend School of Atlanta

A school with a student body fewer than 200 housing grades k-12. Although the name friend might be in the name the school isn't always so friendly. Do to the small population if you do not get along with your cohorts then you often will be friendless and lonely. The teachers there are mostly really nice with a few exceptions. There is one hated class. Student skills. There is also a teacher named Alex who yells when she's happy. It's a interesting school.

I attended the friend School of Atlanta and we ate pizza on fridays

by Canteen rainbow January 2, 2021

Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

Fake friend

When your so what friends say “get the f**k out” to her best friend and makes you take the blame for everything. Also they talk sh*t.

You are such a fake friend to me.

by Slimy goat March 15, 2023

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018