When your parents are home or you're too cheap to buy a motel room, you and your bitch fuck in your car, hence car fucking. Usually, the man will sit in the back seat while the girl sits on him and rides his dick.
Joe: Did you and that whore go back to your place?
Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.
Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?
Dave: Fuck yeah.
Dave: Fuck no, my mom was home, so i fucked her in my car.
Joe: Ha. You went car fucking ?
Dave: Fuck yeah.
by JoeDirt1994 August 10, 2010
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Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror and realize I look like a real grump fuck.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
Get the grump fuck mug.The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
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by Gary1212 July 21, 2008
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Get the fuck slit mug.The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.
If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.
by breakfst November 1, 2014
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Fuck Juice can often be found at house parties and other special occasions but the term was birthed at Outlook Festival in Croatia.
Fuck Juice can often be found at house parties and other special occasions but the term was birthed at Outlook Festival in Croatia.
"Yo are we reaching that party tomorrow? I'll bring the fuck juice"
"I can't remember anything after the fuck juice"
"This fuck juice doesn't taste as bad as it should"
"We need more fuck juice"
"I can't remember anything after the fuck juice"
"This fuck juice doesn't taste as bad as it should"
"We need more fuck juice"
by Outlook Mandem January 13, 2013
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