national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season right by sending a picture of that fine ass of yours to your favourite beau or belle!

"Damn, Melissa just sent me a booty pic!"
"Of course she did, it's December 1st; National Booty Pic Day!"

by Some meme November 28, 2020

National booty pic day

Celebrated on June 26th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day😮 💨

by Lilajbrow99 June 26, 2021

National hug your crush day

This is a day where you get to hug your crush. Just hug them

Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: What were you doing?
Person: hugging you
Crush: Why?
Person: Its national hug your crush day!

by Old_boi October 12, 2022

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021

*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day

by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021

National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023