Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

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Danny’s Friends

This phrase describes any event or situation that suprised you in a hilarious, fun way.

Person A: When Alfonso said “Love ya” that was sooo Danny’s friends!!

Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!

by dannysfriend October 28, 2025

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Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.

People don't need friends they don't already have.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

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best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

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Friend

A friend is someone who is there for you through the ups and downs. A friend comforts you when you're in need of comfort. A friend is someone that is special to you. A friend is a chosen family.

Person 1: Who is that girl who is so kind to you, she always has you back?
Person 2: She is my best friend.

by kjwoodsy04 April 9, 2019

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