by No excuses is dogshit March 6, 2017
Get the Dog Shit Randommug. A type of "working dog"; is trained to blow into the "ignition interlock" system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. This system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
Is that a seeing eye dog? Mine is a Blowing Mouth Dog. He helps me drive around town when I have had a few drinks.
by dnads May 20, 2011
Get the Blowing Mouth Dogmug. by Gigs01 May 10, 2016
Get the Hot dog fartsmug. Dogs that want nothing but sex when they are not neutered , except its a joke for humans that want nothing but sex
by Bigmomma January 2, 2017
Get the yall some dogsmug. Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
by L.L. Drool J May 29, 2019
Get the Crazy Dog Personmug. A lesbian sex act where when woman has enlarged lips and the other has an enlarged clit and they grind while making out missionary or fooling around in doggy.
Guy1:Hey man how is that porno you got last night?
Guy2:Well the beginning was good. But the rest not so much.
Guy1:Why is that?
Guy2:Well they were hot up until they got naked and when they were making out there rubbing their shit together and it was a total Vienna hot dog situation down there. Last time I buy German porn.
Guy2:Well the beginning was good. But the rest not so much.
Guy1:Why is that?
Guy2:Well they were hot up until they got naked and when they were making out there rubbing their shit together and it was a total Vienna hot dog situation down there. Last time I buy German porn.
by Painfullee September 5, 2018
Get the Vienna Hot Dogmug.