An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.
by We’re all saying the same thin October 2, 2022

by mā shāʾa -llāhu December 14, 2020

The people's dictionary, or just Wikipedia sexualized. If you are dumb, its the very website that you're on now.
by THEFLESHGUY February 1, 2021

In relation to urban population;richness of urban descent well known of your own hometown and surrounding areas
To be an urbanaire,one must first be hip to their own hometown urban areas.
I put on for my city,they show me mad love.That’s how I became an urban-aire.
I put on for my city,they show me mad love.That’s how I became an urban-aire.
by Nova_Roze May 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary is a f**kin’ good place to find words like,simp and yeetus deletus.Many people f**king like this and so do I.So you better come on this for your favourite words.
by Doggo24 May 17, 2020

by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.
Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair
Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair
Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why
by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021
