shake the dew off my lily

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!

I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.

by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

off the bottom of my shoe

another meaning for that's so "gay"

that's so off the bottom of my shoe

by smiley_girl_721 January 26, 2009

Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

by null_device May 14, 2009

Spin Up Off Me

If a girl aint on shit tell them this cuz it means fuck off

Spin up Off me since u aint talkin about shit

by Big boi 09 September 4, 2009

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008

Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

beat da breaks off of

Sexual Meaning: when you get fucked really hard you just lay there halfway dead afterwards.

Other Meaning: when you get in a fight and get yo ass whooped.

Sexual Meaning:

• Person 1: "Damn Rihanna getting thick."
• Person 2: "Yeah Chris beat da brakes off of her."

Other Meaning:

• Person 1: "Damn, Rihanna eye is swollen as fuck."
• Person 2: "Yeah, Chris beat da breaks off of her"

by OLFGANG March 1, 2016