by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018
When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
by CM_0313 May 28, 2024
Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times April 17, 2011
Similar to African time, meaning to run late as a matter of course of believe every meeting to start ten minutes later.
by Tudor House April 27, 2022
by FiveSicks October 10, 2017