monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. February 07, 2018

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 07, 2024

Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 07, 2023

Monkey Go Happy

Monkey Go Happy is practically the most addictive game series on the internet. It has endless levels with several monkeys to make happy.

Pencilkids makes Monkey Go Happy, Pupzzle, Droppy, Abuba the Alien, Moonster Safe, Anbot, Bowja the Ninja, and especially the not so kid-friendly Retardo and the Iron Golem.

by JeffyFanatic5000 March 10, 2022

Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent

Shaniquia is a moon monkey

by Chris2020 December 09, 2021

Moon Monkey

Tj

Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?

by RattaMoon April 10, 2023

Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

“Look at that moon monkey! Who does he think he is, Liam Gallagher?!”

by Yorkshire Hunter April 08, 2018